After 8 months in the uncomfortable limbo of living with mom and dad again in your 30s -- not that I'm complaining; other people got hit by the post-dotcom recession a lot harder than I did -- I will be moving to a swingin' bachelor pad in Alexandria, VA next weekend. Woo-hoo, I get to... uh... let's see... well, I'll be able to eat dinner in my underwear if I want, so that's an improvement.

well i eat my dinner stark raving naked! it is better being a rat. by the way i liked the chex cereal with peanut butter. make that again plz!!