Please, as the Russians say, будьте как дома -- bood-teh kuhk doh-muh -- make yourself at home. Rugby welcomes all children and their adult friends to his fabulous web page. In order to make this page a pleasant place for rats and non-rats alike, we ask that you follow a few simple rules:
(1) No cussing in the comments section! You can say "Darn," or "Lawsy sakes," or "Great Flamin' Cheese and Rice on a Pogo Stick," but remember that this is a family-friendly site and that rats have sensitive ears.
(2) We frown on moms who eat their babies, no matter how big the litter is and no matter how frazzled you are!
(3) Guests should heed advisory signs where posted, for example:
IN THE RED ZONE
Except on days ending in '-y'
~ The Management
(4) Please check all cats, owls, snakes, and carnival geeks at the security desk before entering Rugby's Rat Resort.