hello i am rugby. i am a rat. did you know there are many books about rats? YES it's true! for example:

"the coming of the rats" is a very very very interestng book about a lady who cannot get a date because it is after the h-bomb and she is a rubber-armed mutant. they call her Pretzelina because of her bendiness.

one day the handsome prince of the country announces that there will be a mangificent ball in the palace and he will choose a bride! Pretzelina wnats to go to the ball but she has no dress to wear on account of the fact that no one will give a job to a rubber-armed mutant.

So Pretzelina is very sad, but then she makes friends with some brave and helpful RATS. the rats make a dress for her out of used Kleenex and put it on her as you can see in this picture and then Pretzelina goes to the ball!!!

does Pretzelina get to marry the handsome prince? does she use her stretchy rubber arm powers to rescue her rat friends from a terrifying MONSTER? maybe!!! but i will not give the ending away. you will have to buy the book and read it yourself.

okay that is the endof the BOOK REVIWE. plz go away now!