hello i am rugby. i am a rat. did you know there are many books about rats? YES it's true! for example:
"the coming of the rats" is a very very very interestng book about a lady who cannot get a date because it is after the h-bomb and she is a rubber-armed mutant. they call her Pretzelina because of her bendiness.
one day the handsome prince of the country announces that there will be a mangificent ball in the palace and he will choose a bride! Pretzelina wnats to go to the ball but she has no dress to wear on account of the fact that no one will give a job to a rubber-armed mutant.
So Pretzelina is very sad, but then she makes friends with some brave and helpful RATS. the rats make a dress for her out of used Kleenex and put it on her as you can see in this picture and then Pretzelina goes to the ball!!!
♪♫ We can do it, we can do it,
we can help our Pretzelina,
we'll dress her up so pretty,
just like a ballerina... ♪♫
does Pretzelina get to marry the handsome prince? does she use her stretchy rubber arm powers to rescue her rat friends from a terrifying MONSTER? maybe!!! but i will not give the ending away. you will have to buy the book and read it yourself.
okay that is the endof the BOOK REVIWE. plz go away now!