message to my readership
hello i am rugby and i am a rat. sometimes ppl write to me and ask why i dont update my blog more often. the answer is twofold.
first unlike many of my readers apparently, i HAVE A LIFE with many hobbies such as food and biting on things. also i am intristed in contemporary geopolitics and am a valued contributor on little green footballs where they know me by name.
second uncle bob is ALWAYS HOGGING THE COMPUTER to look for pictures of wieners and i dont mean the hebrew national® kind if you catch my drift.
I don't think you really needed to share that, Rugby.
oh as if it is news to anyone. but thank you for the grapes in my blue bowl earlier. can i give you a kiss on the ear?
um, shoulder? i am not a chiropteran that can just fly up there
Er, where do you learn these big words?
you know i am from an intellectually gifted fambly. my great-grandfather was a stunt rat for the crispin glover remake of willard and my great-great-great-grandmother was actively involved in scientific research.
Really? You never told me that.
it's true. she could figure out which lever to push for cocaine faster than ANYONE
I see. Well, anyway, give me a kiss...
*mwah!* now leave plz i am blogging
anyway, between these two things it is not always easy to find opportunities for blogging. i will try to make new updaets whenever i can.
ps. just to be clear, even though uncle bob and i are roommates, i only date girls.
pps. i mean girl RATS not big hairless she-primates.
ppps. if you are a lady rat plz write to me. your X photo gets mine.