As I posted below, Rugby cunningly stole my doggie bag full of tortilla chips while I slumbered, stashing some of the chips in the foyer by my shoes and devouring the rest -- or so I assumed!
hi i am rugby and i am a rat!! do you know waht happens when you ASS-U-ME things?
What happens, Rugby?
well it depends!!! sometimes your oringinal hyptothesis proves to be correct & sometimes it truns out that you were braking up the wrong tree??!
Oh. Yes, you're right -- it can turn out either way. And in this case, my assumption was wrong. Rugby hadn't
eaten all of the rest of the chips -- though he definitely gorged himself. Like a man who maintains multiple bank accounts, he split up his assets (the tortilla chips) into two
caches: one by my shoes, which I found Saturday morning after grayp's
party, and a second pile in the back of my closet, which I only found today. I removed all the chips I could find in the closet, to see what would transpire...